“The Husbands of River Song” is a fun episode….and Kingston and Capaldi have great chemistry with one another, I really hope we get to see them in action together again after this. The episode isn’t great, but it was good and the ending definitely pulled at the heart strings.
Douglas Mackinnon directed while Steven Moffat wrote the episode.
The story involves the Doctor being pulled into saving River Song’s husband King Hydroflax. He soon learns it is all a setup to get the diamond out of the King’s head but things get more complicated as the King’s robotic body has a mind and agenda of it’s own and River doesn’t recognize the Doctor.
The Pros: The Premise – The premise is cool. I like that River doesn’t recognize the Doctor since she only knows past incarnations as far as we know and we know both her and the Doctor have had many spouses, so it is great seeing that explored. They are each forces of nature in their own right.
River Song’s Husbands – All of her husbands, like the Doctor’s wives are tools for bigger agendas and adventures. My favorite was Ramone and the King was alright. I wish we could have met Damsel.
River Song – River is in her element here and it is wonderful seeing her as the star of the show. We haven’t got this for a long time since so much of her prior arc with Smith’s Doctor was her being rescued. Here she doesn’t need that persay, it’s about the exploration of her relationship with the Doctor more than anything else and how she’s aware of how distant and alien he is as a Time Lord and has taken on his attributes in the relationships she forms.
The Doctor – The Doctor is called out in the end as we see just how similar he is to River. He has tons of wives across the Universe which River calls him out on. In the end we see what his philosophy is on love as his final words express how as someone who is Timeless he sees endings all around him, and knows that his and River’s relationship will end, he lived it in his 10th incarnation. He still gives hope though and gives her a fantastic date that he sets up over a long period of time when they go to eat at the Singing Towers and lets her know that they still have time left before the end.
Relationships and Endings – Relationships and endings are a major theme in this as we see River’s husbands meet their end via the Hydroflax robot and her manipulations and we are in the time period where all the Doctor’s earth marriages that we know about (Marilyn Monroe, the Queen, etc.) have all died as well. It’s fitting in a way capturing both of their Time Lord nature, but how even in that, Time Lords can’t escape time and the Doctor has become even more aware of that creating one of the best endings of an episode where River says all “Happily ever after” is is a little more time. I really hope that we see her again, and I’m glad Moffat is showing that this relationship has and will end as Time continues moving on.
Okay: King Hydroflax – He was a bit over the top and never felt like a threat, his robot suit did but the fact that he didn’t kill the people whose head’s he took made him feel like a little less of a threat, which I guess was the tone of the episode…still makes it so the villain isn’t a pro.
I would recommend this episode. It isn’t the best of the Christmas Specials…that still goes to “A Christmas Carol” and “Last Christmas” but it is a good special and with it, I hope we see more of River in action again. She really is an awesome character and one of my favorite in the Whoniverse. This episode shows why. She is a force of nature like the Doctor who shapes the Universe to her agenda in degrees, even though both characters are still beholden to Time in the end, and with it the eventual ending of the relationship. For all things end and that doesn’t have to be bad. Mortality makes things sweet and gives strength to the time we have.
Final Score: 8.5 / 10