“The House of the Dead” is a corny game that enjoys stealing your money. It is also a lot of fun when you don’t have to worry about cost as the writing is so terrible that I found it hilarious and the enemy and boss variety are great enough that there is an actual challenge to get through the different chapters of the game. Before I get into the details of my experience, I recommend this for any fan of rail shooters who has time and money to spare, cause you will need both if you want to beat this game. This is a game that I was only able to beat with my fiancee because we were at the Coin Jam when it was free to play.
The game was developed by Wow Entertainment and produced by Sega.
The story involves Agent Thomas Rogan who learns his fiancee Sophie Richards is kidnapped at the Curien Mansion and arrives with his partner “G” to investigate and take on Roy Curien and his creations, as well as rescuing his fiancee Sophie Richards.
SPOILERS – If anyone cares, this game is old.
The Pros: Enemy Variety – The enemy variety is really good in this game. You fight bats, slugs, jumping zombies, water zombies, fat zombies, dragon dogs and many of the zombies have a variety of weapons from things that they’ll throw at you to varying degrees of melee weapons like axes and chainsaws. This part of the game was really creative, especially since there are only a few chapters.
Boss Battles – The bosses are stressful and also one of the best parts of the game. There is the Chariot who you fight in armor and in his flesh form, the Hanged Man who sends bats at you and is responsible for killing Sophie given it brings her deeper into the Mansion, the Hermit which is a giant crab spider thing and finally the Magician who is a major coin sink and I assume can’t be beat in arcade mode without at least dying once. The Hanged Man was my favorite as it looks like a giant gargoyle and it was a fun and difficult fight without being nearly impossible like the Magician.
Okay: Replay Value – The replay value is decent if you aren’t expecting to beat the game, but because it is a game where you expect to lose money I can’t put it as a pro. Maybe you are really good at rail shooters and don’t have this problem, but this is a game I only beat because it was free to play and if I am going to spend money I at least want to have a chance at completing said game.
Gameplay – This is a rail shooter and unlike some rail shooters where you have more of a chance to block incoming attacks, this one gives bosses unblockable attacks and sheer quantities of enemies that in situations will hit you. This is an arcade game so it was made to fight cheap so I’m putting it as okay. I did have more fun with “Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles” as far as rail shooters went as I found the story better and the fights a lot more fairer. But “Resident Evil” as a whole is a superior game and series to this fun garbage.
The Cons: Fridging Sophie – You see Sophie at the beginning of Chapter 1 and she is dead by the end. We have no relationship with her we just know she’s Rogan’s fiancee and she dies. She is fridged so our heroes will seek revenge against Roy Curien, when that isn’t needed. She could have easily been your partner in the game but bad writing has nameless “G” be your partner instead.
The Plot and Characters – Roy Curien wants to conquer the world with his creations (Cliche mad scientist!) the one female character is fridged and your characters are driven only by revenge. The characters and plot are awful in this game and the only real entertainment that comes from it is the fact that the tropes are so obviously awful and the game was made completely seriously. I want to call it “So bad its good” but it is a quarter stealing game so really should have had a lot more effort put into it. There were obvious solutions that were never taken, like giving Curien a relationship to the agents beyond fridging Sophie and of course replacing “G” with Sophie so that you play as someone who matters in the story.
This is a terribly written game that is full of the worst cliches (fridge the one woman, mad scientist who mad sciences for reason, two tough guys saving the day) but does manage to not be a complete train-wreck by the variety of enemies and bosses that actually force you to strategize. The game is worth playing for a little bit if you expect to lose and just want to kill zombies but if you plan on beating the game…bring a lot of quarters or go to an arcade that has free to play days like the Coin Jam. This game is a classic but it isn’t a good classic, it manages fun, but not much else.
Final Score: 6.5 / 10